Humor

I get loads of Internet humor every week. I've decided to share the best of it with you.

Here's a bunch of one-line aphorisms (along the lines of why do we park on a driveway and drive on a parkway).

You may remember last week in the Web Site of the Week, I picked the Top 5 List, mentioned that I was a contributor, and mentioned that the second-best thing to making the hall of fame was pulling a hat trick, when all three of your contributions are accepted. Imagine my joy and surprise; I got a hat trick shortly after writing that.

Another fine old Internet tradition is cute executable files. This one is for adult males only. It is 320kb, so if you're on a slow speed link, consider not downloading it. Save it to your hard disk, run it, and don't complain to me.