Quote from Daily Telegraph, 1 May 1999, Property section - in an article explaining how to keep seagulls from nesting on your chimney-stack: (note that a search of the Telegraph online failed to turn up this article)
The other day, I got a call from a man complaining that the gulls outside his window were interfering with his voice-activated computer. Apparently, every time a seagull let out a loud squawk, his computer would type up the word 'Aldershot' on this screen. After a while, that kind of thing can drive you mad.
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