The Top 14 Little Known Items in the Marlboro Miles Catalog

It will be a while before I make the list again; I didn't have much time to write while I was in NYC the last two weeks.

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14> Complete framed collection of Surgeon General's warning labels

13> Treadmill with built-in ashtray

12> 100,000 miles: Upgrade to First-Class Chemotherapy

11> Jackie Gleason's "Wheezin' to the Oldies" workout video

10> 500,000 miles and a $10,000 contribution: The Senator of your choice

9> Oxygen Tank Racing Stripes!

8> 100 miles: Bumper sticker saying, "You can have my cigarette when you pry it from my feeble, trembling hands."

7> 100,000 miles: Iron Lung

250,000 miles: Platinum Lung

6> "Marge Schott Hacking Up Some Greenish Shit" Screensaver

5> "What's That Lump?" board game for the kids

4> 80,000 miles: Marlboro Man ballet shoes and tutu

3> "Nice 'n' Pink" lung rouge

2> The "Cougher" -- Lights on... *cough* *cough*, lights off!

and Topfive.com's Number 1 Little Known

Item in the Marlboro Miles Catalog...

1> 1,000,000 miles: John Wayne's bronzed lungs

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Selected from 145 submissions from 53 contributors.

Today's Top 5 List authors included:

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Chris Gleason, Gaithersburg, MD -- 9

Paul Schindler, Orinda, CA -- 9