My friend Richard Dalton writes:
Our family has a tradition of "can-you-top-this" stocking stuffers at Christmas. I enjoyed the link to the Temperature Controlled Faucet Light in your current issue but, believe it or not, that would be too practical for our ongoing stocking stuffer contest. The same site, though, has something so tacky (in more than one dimension) that I have already ordered it: Chew-by-the-Numbers-Tulips. If that title isn't obvious, stretch your imagination a bit.