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RED 2

3.5 stars out of 5
Retired, Extremely Dangerous (RED) 2 is based on a comic book, not too long, and featuring actors with some mileage who are not treated as fossils, including two women. The cast: Bruce Willis, John Malkovich, Mary-Louise Parker, Helen Mirren, Anthony Hopkins, and Catherine Zeta-Jones (a three-scene cameo, but we get to see her in a Russian general's uniform).  Mirren is brilliant, everyone else is good peddling their standards wares, but Anthony Hopkins steals the movie, as he has so many times before. His character has quite a character arc, and it is fun to watch Hopkins in complete control of the roller coaster ride. Things blow up, things fall down, people are shot mercilessly at point blank range, and Bruce Willis beats seven much younger men in a gun battle. The bad guys all die  and (spoiler alert!) only one of the good guys does. Entertaining.

Helen Thomas, Scot Free, Lorem Ipsum, Death of Journalism, Trouble in Paradise, Dan Grobstein File

Helen Thomas died this weekend. She worked for UPI for more than half a century, most of it as a White House correspondent. My time at UPI (1975-76) coincided with her middle period. We were not buddies; I worked in Boston, she worked in Washington. We talked on the phone now and then, I rewrote her copy when she coverted Ford's visit to Boston in April 1975 (it was no secret that she was a better reporter than writer). She gave me a tour of the White House on a Sunday in the summer of 1976, and got me a ticket to the Ford-Carter debate in SF in the fall of 1976 (the one with the failed microphone and the Poland gaffe). Helen  was a perfectly lovely woman, a pioneer, and a special kind of journalist. We will not see her like again. My college roomie, Norm Sandler, worked side by side with her for almost a decade. I'd love to hear what he'd have to say, but he's been gone for six years now.

Turns out I misspelled scot free last week, according to my friend Kevin Sullivan:

So, I seem to have unwittingly developed a hobby of checking the etymology of colorful phrases. The term  'Scott Free' caught my eye., and I was curious about its origin. It turns out it is really 'Scot Free', and refers to taxes (i.e. scots), and not paying the them. :-)

It has been 14 years since I needed to prepare a dummy web layout with dummy text. For decades, the standard for this layout method in print was something called Lorem Ipsum, which is Latin. Nowadays there are generators for pork-based filler, filler based on Samuel L. Jackson dialog from Pulp Fiction, and hipster Lorem. In fact, courtesy of my former boss David Strom, here are 13 Funny and Useful Lorem  Generators. The only problem I can see is that a  couple of them generate readable text, which some reviewers of the design will find distracting. That's the magic of Lorem; it looks like real text (in terms of word length, spacing and punctuation), but can't possibly be read.

My friend and colleague Richard Dalton found two things this week that contain clues to the death of print journalism: a defense of partisan reporting from Jack Shafer, a long-time media critic, and this from Australia (equally true here; I remember the advantage I had in finding an apartment because I worked at the newspaper and saw the ads an hour before the public) from TheMonthly.com.au’s Eric Beecher:
The incongruity in that business model – profits from ads for jobs, houses and cars bankrolling the journalism that is vital to a functioning democracy – took several decades to play out. The “newspaper business model”, as it’s now derisively known, has imploded. People no longer line the streets outside newspaper presses at night to be the first to see the ads. The internet has poached most of Australia’s newspaper classified advertising. The money that financed quality journalism for a century is disappearing, with no likely replacement.

He also discovered a fascinating British screed about the Google Buses in SF.

Dan Grobstein File

Henry Blodget (@hblodget)
QUIZ: Is This A Gerrymandered Congressional District… Or A Rorschach Ink Blot? [Brilliant by @WaltHickey] businessinsider.com/quiz-gerrymand…


Mother Jones (@MotherJones)
"I just heard Roosevelt ask Congress to declare war on Japan." PHOTOS: What it was like to be a reporter back then: bit.ly/18pccxK

My Annual LA Trip

Sunday

San Francisco, like New York, is a three-airport ecosystem, with San Jose, Oakland and San Francisco all interacting with each other. Thus, the fact that a runway was closed at SFO meant that, when the wind changed, the takeoff direction at Oakland had to be delayed, making my flight to LAX an hour late.

Fortunately, I did not have a bus to catch, although it did cut into my nap time. I got to Su Casa, a vacation condo building on Oceanfront Walk in Venice, just in time park, with difficulty, in the tiny four-car lot, to check into my oceanview third-floor room, shower and to leave. On my way out, I noticed a lot of very tough looking men smoking outside the building next door. Tattoos, the whole nine yards. The sign on the building says "Phoenix House." It took me a while to realize that this is a community rehab facility of some sort. Oh well, that's Venice Beach for you.

A mere hour later, I was in Manhattan Beach where, after a trifling decade, I finally turned the correct way on Manhattan Beach Blvd to get to the U's house. We had some snacks, then headed out to dinner at the oceanside Strand House, which had one entire wall open to the pleasant outside salt sea air. I always enjoy their company, as does my family. It's too bad I'm the only one who travels to LA anymore.

Although famed for its fish, it had neither sand dabs (my favorite) or scallops, so I went with the short ribs, which were OK, albeit a little dry. I had resolved to get to bed early each night this year. I failed. To bed at midnight, an hour later than usual at home.
 

Monday

A 45 minute walk on the beach in the morning, followed by eggs prepared on the two-burner gas stove in my room. I sautéed the onions without oil, which was interesting. An hour drive got me to Palos Verdes, where JS lives. Every year, we talk, walk, have lunch and get driven home by his wife of 52 years, B.

This year, because of the heat (it was in the 80s at the beach!) we walked 2.5 miles to a Japanese place in lieu of our usual 4 mile walk to a brew pub. We spoke of cabbages and kings, and I watched him keep his database up to date. He spends a lot of time each day taping movies and tv shows, and had done 14 before lunch on four recorders in three rooms.

I asked about my favorite silent film, Frank Capra's Power of the Press, which until recently could only be viewed at the UCLA film library. It has been released on DVD he told me. Huzzah! I ordered it.

I chose not to take the freeway to my next appointment. Surface street advantage: no major traffic jams. Disadvantage: Palos Verdes to Century City in 90 minutes. Would the freeway have been faster? Maybe. Duller? Certainly. The AMC Century City 16 is in the Westfield Mall. Despite the long ride, I got there early, nodded off waiting for N.

We watched World War Z (reviewed below). Reserved seats. Neal has decided the rush to seats is something he no longer wishes to participate in. He also does not take Southwest Airline to SFO from LAX for the same reason. I ordered a regular soda instead of a diet soda, after a lecture from my MD about the cancerous effects of aspartame. I only drank half of it. That was an act of will.

Then we went to a restaurant called Craft, a block away, next to the CAA talent agency. It is the pricy LA outpost of a pricy New York restaurant. Grilled octopus, heirloom Caprese salad, scallops in vermouth butter, brocollini and corn with a Moroccan spice to die for. Hazelnut and chocolate ice cream for desert. Yum. The decor was lovely, the conversation lively.

 The only thing I can rely upon about the technology in my home is that it will fail in my absence. During dinner, my wife called to say that her Internet was down. I did troubleshooting by phone and, blessedly, was able to nail down the problem. Someday, I'd like to be out of town for four days where nothing went wrong. To bed at midnight. Again. :-(

Tuesday

Up to early. Like people before the invention of the electric light, I awoke at 4:30, couldn't go back to sleep, did email for an hour, then back to bed for an hour. Pheh. Not very satisfying.

Tuesday morning at 10, I showed up in Studio City for my annual walk/political discussion with famed science fiction writer, and a former columnist for me at Byte.com, Jerry Pournelle. It was nearly 100 degrees out, so we skipped our usual hike up the back side of the Hollywood Hills and did 90 minutes on the flats instead, being alternatively led and followed by his beautiful husky, Sable. Lunch, as is our tradition, at The Good Earth a few blocks from his house. A rollicking session, as always. For Jerry's take, see his blog post, A visit from a teacher; and a disturbing trend.

Then to Simi Valley for a tour of Air Force One at the Ronald Reagan Presidential Museum. Alas, you can’t get straight to the plane, you have to walk through all the other rooms first, and pay $16 for the privilege. I already know way more about Ronald Reagan that I want/need to, including all about his radio, movie, liberal democrat, union leader, GE spokesman, California Governer, president and post-presidential years. Next to Richard Nixon, he’s been the most omnipresent and obnoxious politician in my lifetime.

Back to the Los Feliz section of LA for dinner with BG, whom I call “Johnny Stockmarketseed,” for all the stock exchanges he has set up around the world. An autodidact, he is fascinating company. I met him when I did a profile of him for InformationWEEK magazine, and we’ve been friends ever since. For the first time, we spent much of our time talking about information systems, and our early programming jobs. I was delighted. His usual Italian place is now closed on Tuesday nights, so we had prime rib a few doors up the street on Vermont Avenue, a hotbed of tattooed hipsters. Dresden restaurant where we ate, had a lovely retro feel. 50s music, white banquettes, low lights and prime rib. I loved it!

Wednesday

How much do I love trains? I can finally quantify it. I was staying in Venice Beach. I wanted to visit with my friend in Escondido. To drive would, according to Google Maps, take two hours in each direction. Given that I would be in rush hour both ways, call it three hours each way. Door to door, the day lasted 15 hours (with a bonus hour at the end which I will explain later), five of which I spent with Jim Forbes. Thus six hours of travel time became 10 hours of travel time. I love trains four hours worth.

I actually love them more than that, because I would have been exhausted and infuriated by the drive, while the bus and train ride left me relaxed, mellow, and, actually, quite happy.

The day started at 5:30am, with a departure for downtown Santa Monica. I parked and caught the 6:15 Big Blue Bus Rapid 10 line to Los Angeles’ beautiful 1939 Union Station in the heart of downtown. This part of the trip was not so exciting. Some people thrill to bus watching. I do not. A bus is a bus. But I was damned if I was going to drive downtown from Venice Beach during rush hour.

Union Station was where the fun began. Large train stations, here and abroad, are largely about tunnels, since passengers have to go under the tracks to get to their trains. The Union Station tunnel is grand.

I caught Amtrak’s Surfliner to Oceanside. For 10 or 15 miles, it runs directly next to the beach, providing the second-best scenery I have ever seen on Amtrak. It is second only to the southern Cascade mountains on the Coast Starlight. Between K-Falls and Eugene in 6 in the morning, with several feet of snow, the view is amazing. Admittedly, I’ve never taken the train from Oakland to Reno; I hear the Sierra Nevada are pretty impressive too, especially in winter.

At Oceanside, I grabbed a Sprinter to Escondido. It runs on a 20 mile spur of old ATSF track, devoid of passengers from 1940 to 2007, but, fortunately, not sold off. It has been completely revamped with—concrete ties! Only 10% of U.S. ties are concrete, and I have now seen them on two of the country’s newest lines, the Sprinter and the Roadrunner in New Mexico. And, of course, BART. The equipment is a bus on tracks (I am sure electrification would be scary expensive), but it was clean, comfortable and quiet.

Once in Escondido, I got to spend five hours with former colleague J. We had lunch, talked, drove around and went to a produce stand. Five hours later, it was time for the return trip. Just as nice as the trip out, but in reverse.

About that extra hour… I got back to Su Casa, only to discover the five-space lot behind the condos was full. There is a lot four doors down in which we guests are entitle to park… unless it is full of service trucks for a night shoot on the beach. Gotta keep those jobs in LA. I weaved my way through the trucks to what appeared to be an open space. The guards did not chase me out. We’ll see if my car is towed in the morning. [It wasn't] But that wasn’t the whole extra hour. I went to my room, inserted the card key, and… nothing. Tried again. The desk agent tried. Finally, we called the manager, who used his mechanical key, then said to me, “Batteries in the door are dead.” “How do I do my walk on the beach in the morning?” “Take my key.”

I had hoped to be in bed by 10 for a full 8 hours. The lost hour means it is 11 now. But when I finish writing this sentence, it is off to the land of nod. Then home on Thursday, after an early morning walk on the beach.


The Bankers Escape Scott Free

The Law Exists Only For The Powerless
What Law?
But The Money Was Just Sitting There
Oh, That Law - My Mistake
My Negligent Mistake, Nothing Intentional, Nothing Criminal, Nothing To See Here, Move Along
Do Not Try This With A Two Dollar Overdraft
How Would I Know What The Financial Law Is, I Was Only A Partner At Goldman Sachs
What Do You Mean The Customers Want Their Deposits Back?

One Track Heart

3 stars out of 5
This a bio-documentary about the life of Krishna Das, a well known singer of bhujans. It is named after his first CD. If you don't know him, or Ram Das, or the meanings of the words bhujans and prasad, this movie will mostly seem to be gibberish, despite the connection with Blue Oyster Cult. If you know any or all of those terms, you may be fascinated, as I was, to learn the life story of a man whose voice I had heard hundreds of times. And it is under 90 minutes! Huzzah! It won't play in many places, but keep your eye open for it if you're in the target audience, or rent it/stream it when it becomes available. The spiritual journey is riveting.

Dan Grobstein File

  Mother Jones (@MotherJones)
If pro-choice activists want to stop Texas from regulating clinics maybe they should call them "fertilizer plants." bit.ly/1aJl7O6

James Ball (@jamesrbuk)
Scathing NY Times cartoon on US journalism. Yeowch. nyti.ms/Nty80D (HT @PostBaron)

Margaret O'Mara (@margaretomara)
Yes, please, Barry Diller, open up Newsweek's archives. I'm with you, @jonathanalter. thewrap.com/media/column-p… via @TheWrap

NYT Media (@nytmedia)
WWOR-TV in New Jersey Replaces Nightly News nyti.ms/12RcdJo

Dan Gillmor (@dangillmor)
Pakistani report on Bin Laden and US operation is riveting aljazeera.com/indepth/spotli… from @AlJazeera

Eric Wolfson (@ericwolfson)
Um, this is awesome. That is all.
RT @KennettDems: Absolutely awesome TX guns & abortion poster. View & RT! pic.twitter.com/EX4V5z4xcm

Urbanphoto (@urbanphoto_blog)
Deep inside a 1930s Times Square hotel is what remains of what was a very well hidden bus terminal goo.gl/Un5mW

John Aravosis (@aravosis)
Chicago newscaster gets even with people waving to get on camera (video) wp.me/p38cI0-ph7

Shannyn Moore (@shannynmoore)
The last year @SarahPalinUSA got a PFD check was 2010. What? Yep! Didn't want to answer residency questions. #Alaska

Dan Froomkin (@froomkin)
It's fun reading journalists you can tell are having fun writing. Here, NYT's Timothy Egan mocks @DarrellIssa opinionator.blogs.nytimes.com/2013/07/11/the…

Ezra Klein (@ezraklein)
When space weather attacks wapo.st/17bdB9U

West Wing Reports (@WestWingReport)
@ritholtz Points out reason 4,216 why the U.S. government (and many municipalities around the nation) are dumb:
washingtonpost.com/business/fix-i…

  Dan Gillmor (@dangillmor)
Why you should encrypt your phone, or reset it to factory settings, before traveling to the UK telegraph.co.uk/technology/101…

Apple IOS 6 and Podcasting

I avoided upgrading to IOS6 on my iPhone for a long time because I didn't see anything I wanted and was afraid it would mess me up. I also didn't want Apple's brain-dead map ap as my default, and I didn't want to lose the You-tube player ap. Then, at school, they installed Apple TV, but I couldn't project from my phone. I thought it might be the IOS, so I upgraded. Turns out you need a iPhone 4S to project  and I have a 4. So, I did not get the one feature I wanted. And instead, it messed me up, in the ways I expected, and a couple of new ones.

The first time I opened iTunes on my phone, all my podcasts were missing from my playlists. This was extremely frustrating, because I could still see them in iTunes on my desktop. I spent hours trying to work it out, then more hours searching the Internet before a solution. Talk about badly posted and hard to search for! I can only hope the words I have thrown around this solution will help save others from my time and frustration.

IOS 6 automatically moves all your podcasts into a podcast ap that does not have playlists. BUT, to fix this problem, all you have to do is delete the podcast ap, and all your podcasts fly back into your iTune playlists. Sure, I admit that podcast handling in iTunes is terrible. But not being able to organize your podcasts into playlists is much worse.

Credit where credit is due, however, Apple did add a feature I have been waiting for literally since the first day I played a podcast on my iPhone. There was always a "10 seconds back" button to allow you to repeat something you just heard (or more likely, didn't quite hear). I yearned for a 10 seconds forward button, to speed past discussions in which I wasn't interested. The button appeared in IOS 6, and what a joy it has been. Sure, the time slider was always there, but while it is great for a 3 minute song, it is very difficult to operate in a 30 or 60 minute podcast, especially if you are on the elliptical machine or the stationary bike.

One great feature does not make up for one appalling and badly documents foul-up, however. Overall: IOS 6, continue to avoid it if you can.

Are you angry about the banks? You should be.


This Really Is Your Money
Given that the Fed and the Treasury create new U.S. money at a computer keyboard, the citizens are the one supplying the money which banks then lend back to citizens. When the Fed charges about 0% (as has been the case since about 2008), the citizens are giving banks (at essentially no cost) the product the banks sell to the banks' customers. There is something fundamentally very wrong when a company whose product costs essentially nothing manages to lose money, bring the national and world economies close to the brink of disaster, and put millions of people (who do not work for banks) out of work in the process. If you (or your government's officials) were acting in your interest (as opposed to the interests of their campaign contributors at the banks and their once and future employers at the banks), the capital requirement for banks (see the article at the link) would be substantially higher than 9.5% of "risk adjusted" assets (according to one definition "risk adjusted assets" means the assets (a relatively small subset of actual total assets) which the banks are willing to concede can be supported by capital (raised from those gullible enough or complicit enough to be willing to invest in the banks) without causing too much difficulty or suffering among the bankers when the time arrives to distribute the billions of dollars of annual bonuses made possible by the product supplied for free by the citizens of the United States of America)(n.b., bankers incur difficulty and/or suffering when the price of the bottle of wine they order with lunch falls below $1,000.00 or the price of the bottle of wine they order with dinner falls below $2,000.00).
  • Director Clapper Practically Admits to Committing Perjury Before Congress
  • The Europeans On The Job
  • On Contractors
  • What Is Your Government Doing With Your Metadata?
    "If you are a conservative, please read this paragraph: a misuse of something like PRISM might manifest itself as a slight increase in the difficulty with which conservatives can get credit. The difference would be just slight enough to be almost impossible to document definitively. And yet over enough time, the results would be substantial."

    "If you are a progressive, please read this paragraph: a misuse of something like PRISM might manifest itself as a slight increase in the difficulty with which progressives can get credit. The difference would be just slight enough to be almost impossible to document definitively. And yet over enough time, the results would be substantial."