I don’t subscribe to any pricey newspaper databases, so I can’t quote him exactly, but I know that Herb Caen, the late great SF Chronicle columnist, used to drop a bit of doggerel every year at this time: “Hooray, Hooray, it’s the first of May! Outdoor ****ing begins today!”
I only tried outdoor ****ing once, and later, when I was receiving a cortisone shot in a sensitive area, the doctor reminded me of another piece of doggerel: “Leaves of three, beware of me.”
Let me assure you, you do NOT want to have Poison Ivy there.
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