Top 5 Number Ones

Top5 was a humor writing collective I belonged to for many years. It is now gone, but you can see all of my No. 1’s here. These are two of my favorites:, (They are all Copyright  by Chris White) Click the link and you can see all the hilarious contributions that day.

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The Top 18 Signs Your Mechanic Is Losing It
July 13, 1994.
1> Won't stop humming "The Wheels on the Bus Go 'Round And Round."
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Selected from 135 submissions by 44 contributors.
Today's Top 5 List authors are:
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Paul E. Schindler Jr., Orinda, CA - 1

[ The Top 5 List www.topfive.com ]
[ Copyright 1999 by Chris White ]

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The Top 15 Movie Quotes We’d Like to See
(Part II)
1> “Oh, my God! They killed Freddy! The bastards.”