Top 5 Signs an AI is trying to kill you

The Top5 list is coming back March 1; details on how to subscribe to the Internet’s first and best crowd-sourced humor site when they are available. My submissions for the first list:

*“Hey ChatGPT, teach me the Lambada.” “Step one, go to the top of a tall building and stand on the ledge.”

*Asked to draw a picture of you from next week, the AI  draws a tombstone.

*Siri says the quickest way to clean a dirty fork is to stick it in an electrical socket.