Humor: Senior Thoughts

Thank you Vicki. Sometimes forwarded joke lists are worth receiving. Check out Senior Thoughts.

Everyone who actually knows me will appreciate this one:
3. I don’t mean to interrupt people but I just randomly remember things and get really excited.  

For my techie friends:
8. If I am ever on life support unplug me and plug me back in and see if that works.  

For everyone:
 4. I thought growing old would take longer.