Humor: Top 5 submissions

Here are my submissions:

The Top 5 Post-Apocalyptic Pickup Lines
* Your radioactive hole in the ground or mine?
* Of course I love you for your brains. I'm hungry.
* Let's Lambada until our legs fall off; the coffee should be warm by then

The brains submission came out at number 4!

https://www.top5list.com/top5-for-3-8-23/