Top5 is Back and Me With It

Top 5, the Internet’s finest humor collective, is back, and I’m back with it. You should take out a premium subscription as soon as the site is out of test mode. Even though I could have a free account, I’m going to pay to support this worthy enterprise.

Last week I mentioned my submissions:

*“Hey ChatGPT, teach me the Lambada.” “Step one, go to the top of a tall building and stand on the ledge.”

*Asked to draw a picture of you from next week, the AI  draws a tombstone.

*Siri says the quickest way to clean a dirty fork is to stick it in an electrical socket.

The brilliant mastermind behind the site, Chris White, edited one until it was worthy of inclusion on the list: 7. Asked to create a "future me" image to help with your diet, the AI draws a tombstone.