Making the Top 10

My Top 10 winner for Reasons Your Team Didn’t Make The Playoffs, at the top of the list was “The home stadium was outside the star receiver’s ankle monitor range.” My losers were “Wife’s restraining order means QB can’t cross 50-yard-line when she’s seated in the end zone.” And “The Lambada party in the locker room lasted so long the team failed to take the field for the second half.”  There’s no accounting for an editor’s taste.
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