This and That

The Face of God
Almost certainly apocryphal, but you wish it were true. “What are you drawing,” asks the teacher. “God,” says the girl. “No one knows what he looks like.” “They will in a minute.”
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Supreme Court Side Hustle
The Supremes have a side hustle, and it's not what you think it is. It isn't collecting lavish gifts from good friends. The Supreme Court obviously keeps a bull somewhere in the building; all the bullshit they don’t shovel into their opinions they sell for fertilizer.
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Daily Mental Energy Chart
My mom used to say that the Pickles comic strip had bugged her kitchen table for ideas. Similarly, I now think Pearls Before Swine has bugged my bedroom.