Humor: Jesus at Dinner

[Thank you Clark Smith]

One evening, Jesus walks into a restaurant with his 12 disciples following him in. The Maitre D greets him and says. “Good evening sir, how can we help you today?”

Jesus responds, “Yes, we’d like a table for 26 please”

The Maître d' looks confused for a second, before gathering his composure. “But sir, there are only 13 of you?”

Jesus responds, “Ahh, yes…. but we’re all going to sit on one side of the table”.