Yet Another Nun Joke

Three nuns die and come to the gates of Heaven and St. Peter meets them and says, “I know you’re nuns and you’ve led holy lives but still I have to ask you each a question. He asks the first: “Who was the first man?” She says, “That’s an easy one. Adam.” He asks the second, “Who was the first woman?” She says, “That’s an easy one. Eve.” He asks the third nun, “What was the first thing Eve said to Adam.” The nun said, “That’s a hard one.” “Right,” said St. Peter, “come on in.”

Thank you Garrison Keillor.

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[Robert E. Malchman]

Reminds me of the Dabney House (CalTech) joke related to me by an alum whom I met when he was a grad student at MIT: Two nuns in a dark closet. One says, "Where's the candle." Second one says, "Sure does."