Humor: Words of Wisdom

Thank you Nicky Mee via LinkedIn

Words Of Wisdom  or WOW!

·       If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.

·       A clean desk is a sign of a cluttered desk drawer.

·       Everyone has a photographic memory. Some don't have film.

·       There's no future in time travel.

·       Boycott shampoo! Demand REAL poo!

·       If you can't convince them, confuse them. 

·       I used to have an open mind but my brains kept falling out.

·       Multitasking - screwing up several things at once.

·       Shin: a device for finding furniture in the dark.

·       Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.

 

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[CLARK SMITH]

As Dorothy Parker toasted, “Champagne to my.real friends and real pain to my sham friends!”