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I sing, Adverbs for sale or rent,
Nouns to let, 50 cents,
No dupe, No fool, And yet,
I have no deadlines met.
Ah but two hours of pushin keys
Earns a check that won’t make you sneeze.
I’m a man of words, often unheard,
King of the Keys.
Third story, midnight pain
destination more eye strain.
Old worn out brain and eyes,
Still I give those college tries.
I sell old essays I have found,
Short, but not too profound.
I’m a man of words, often unheard,
King of the Keys.
I know every editor at every place,
They all need writers to fill up their space.
And every freelance in every town,
Every hope that ain’t blocked by editor clowns.
I sing, Adverbs for sale or rent,
Nouns to let, 50 cents,
No dupe, No fool, And yet,
I have no deadlines met.
Ah but two hours of pushin keys,
Earns a check that won’t make you sneeze.
I’m a man of words, often unheard,
King of the Keys