I don’t have all my No. 1s by far, but there’s a good sample here. I list the title and my No. 1 submission. To see the whole list, click on the title.
The Top 20 Least Impressive Mafia Nicknames
The list for June 20, 1996
1 Vinny "The Cosmotologist" Scandaliotta
CREDITS
Selected from 163 submissions by 45 contributors.
Today’s list authors were:
Paul Schindler, Orinda, CA — 1
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The Top 18 Signs Your Mechanic Is Losing It
July 13, 1994.
1> Won't stop humming "The Wheels on the Bus Go 'Round And Round."
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Selected from 135 submissions by 44 contributors.
Today's Top 5 List authors are:
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Paul E. Schindler Jr., Orinda, CA - 1
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The Top 15 Movie Quotes We’d Like to See
(Part II)
1 “Oh, my God! They killed Freddy! The bastards.”
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CREDITS
Selected from 131 submissions from 44 contributors.
Today’s list authors were:
Paul Schindler, Orinda, CA — 1 (4th #1)
The Top 16 Excuses Given for Corporate Layoffs
Nov. 28. 2001:
1> "Look, it was either you or someone we like."
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Selected from 104 submissions from 39 contributors.
Today's Top 5 List authors are:
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Paul Schindler, Orinda, CA -- 1 (9th #1)
Top 15 Signs You're At a Dog Brothel
March 31, 2003
A double-header, including my 12th number one. Some of the entries on this list were a bit over the top, so I'm just giving you the top and the bottom.
March 25, 2003
NOTE FROM CHRIS:
A German artist has applied for a license to open a brothel in Berlin for sexually frustrated dogs. The establishment would offer patrons a variety of carefully vetted "employees" of both sexes, rooms for private encounters and even a "bar" where customers could sniff out their preferred partners.
2> Your date has quite a nice pair. Heck, she has several nice pairs.
and Topfive.com's Number 1 Sign You're at a Dog Brothel...
1> More tail than you can shake a stick at. In fact, shaking a stick is a bad idea.
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Selected from 93 submissions from 35 contributors.
Today's Top 5 List authors are:
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Paul Schindler, Orinda, CA -- 1, 2 (12th #1)
Michael Cunningham, Woodridge, IL -- 3
Chun Ho, Honolulu, HI -- 3
The Top 13 Differences if Animals Played Professional Sports
Monday August 16, 1999
13> Team of trainers required to get Charlie Centipede's ankles taped by game time.
12> Dennis Rodman FINALLY fits in.
11> Martina Hingis no longer the only bitch on the pro tennis tour.
10> Only jackasses allowed in professional wrestli... er, never mind.
9> New comedy bit: "What's on first?"
8> Fido's big "touchdown dance" consists of trying in vain to catch his tail.
7> Giraffe outfielders put a serious dent in Mark McGwire's home run production.
6> Mike Tyson put to sleep for biting.
5> No one has yet managed to tackle the team's new running back, Paul Porcupine.
4> Sports bras now available with 8 cups.
3> The Chicago Bears have to forfeit second half of the season when the entire team goes into hibernation.
2> Marge Schott? Still a cow.
and Topfive.com's Number 1 Difference if Animals Played Professional Sports...
1> Only one camera required to cover the hamster marathon.
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Selected from 123 submissions from 48 contributors.
Today's Top 5 List authors include:
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Paul Schindler, Orinda, CA -- 1 (7th #1)
