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BY PAUL E. SCHINDLER, JR. I am from Portland, Oregon, Beaumont '66, Benson High '70, MIT '74. Some things are impossible to know, but it is impossible to know these things.

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Poem: Farmers Market Blues

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By Paul E. Schindler, Jr.

I woke up this morning,
Put on my shoes,
Knew I’d be singing
The Farmers Market Blues

I got there quite early,
Just after nine.
But there was already
A heck of a line.

First stop was the meat guy
Who sells eggs too.
He didn’t have hot dogs
So what could I do.

His chickens were lazy,
So the limit was one.
It just drove me crazy,
And I’d only begun.

Went off to the bread line,
Stood behind twenty-one.
And yet I still managed,
To score a sweet bun.

Then off to the fish booth,
Just hours past dawn,
Only to find out
He just had one prawn.

Had first world problems,
Which were really diffuse,
And then started singing
The Farmer’s market blues.

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    my 1972 appearance on WBZ-TV's public access show.

    and my 1974 appearance on WGBH (explaining the Alcator nuclear reactor),

    I've been on local and national TV numerous times, mostly as a game show contestant (I appeared on the game shows Wheel of Fortune, Jeopardy, Scrabble , Win Ben Stein's Money and Merv Griffin's Crosswords) and as an author.
    Video of my game show appearances
    Pictures of my game show appearances Here are my journal entries for three of my game show appearances:
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    Paul On The Computer Chronicles

    I was the weekly software reviewer for the late PBS program The Computer Chronicles (1984-1992), as well as a commentator (1987-88) and a regular on what was the Christmas show and became the Annual Buyers Guide show (1985-1999). The show went out of production during its 20th year, in December, 2002. 

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    Groundhog Day. I have created a fan site that is universally acknowledged to be the best on the Internet dedicated to this work of art.

    All the rest of my favorite movies (Deadline USA, The Paper, CitizenKane) are Journalism movies.

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    Clive Barnes reviewed Drat in The New York Times. You have to read it to believe it.

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    A White Guy Rap about living in NE Portland

  • Dormphone Days

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    I worked at the MIT’s internal telephone system; these are my stories.

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    Jon Carroll Cat Columns
    Jon Carroll, who succeeded Charles McCabe in 1982, wrote the world's best personal column for 32 years. He wrote many columns about his cats. I have compiled a listing.

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    Techweb was one of several attempts by CMP Media to create a successful web site. Before it failed, I was the audio guy.

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    Edwin Diamond: An Appreciation

    Edwin Diamond at INS

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    PS...ACOT BACK ISSUE archives

    Journalism Movies

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    You COULD Pay For This Column

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    Larry King: Letters From Europe

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    My Prarie Home Companion Script

    Groundhog Day: Best Film Ever

    Women in Journalism Movies

    Larry King: British Journalists

    Paul's Tales of Teaching

    Sam Patch, The Greatest Story Ever Told So Far

    The New Eugene Oregon Show

    Audio Editing Hacks

    Fun with electronic editing. At WTBS, these were called hacks. Back in the 70s they were done with spliced magnetic tape. Now they can be done with electrons.

    Alphabet Medley

    Frank Sinatra/Ella Fitzgerald Duet: I've Got A Crush on You

    Alphabet Song from single sung syllables

    Ian Shoales: The Internet Years

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    Parodies By Paul... and Robert

    Yes, I am the Paul Schindler who predicted, in 1985, when the Macintosh was a year old, that it wouldn't be a success in business. I stand by that opinion. You can see Paul Schindler Pans Mac .

    I did an audio summary of my career in radio and on podcasts: 35 Years Before The Mic .

    I won Karl Kassel's voice for my answering machine because I won the listener limerick challenge on Wait, Wait, Don't Tell Me .

    I, Paul E. Schindler, Jr., am driving my stake in the ground right here. I invented the podcast in March 2000 when I worked at Byte.com for CMP Media.

    Index of Marjorie Gottlieb Wolfe appearances in PSACOT .

    See how I looked in a Computer Systems News house ad in 1979

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