Paul’s Poetry Corner: Six-Foot, Woo!

Link To: Six-Foot, Woo!
Which begins:

(parody of Five-Foot Two)

Six-foot, woo! Eyes of Blue
42 years spent with you,
I love it when I see my gal.

And a poem I did NOT write, but rather a limerick that came to my attention this week:

There once was a girl from Madras
Who had such a beautiful ass -
It was not round and pink
(As you bastards think)
But had two ears, a tail, and ate grass.